pc catchall for val (omegathree)

[foodbin]

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[omegathree]

I'm a vampire and I'm not sparkling! The sunlight is hitting me right this moment.

Do you see me sparkling?

[He doesn't notice he's being messed with.]

[foodbin]

[She squints.]

I think I'm seeing a little something...

[omegathree]

What? Where?

[he's so stupid.]

[foodbin]

I think it's on your face. Maybe you better go wash it off.

[She gestures to the body of water.]

[omegathree]

[He has no ability to check his face, so like. To the ocean he goes.]

[foodbin]

[If she had popcorn she would eat it right now.]

[omegathree]

[don't be cruel to an old man.]

Is it off?

[foodbin]

You almost got it!

[She's trying so hard not to laugh.]

[omegathree]

I'm not done detailing what's wrong about Twilight!

[Which he'll do eventually, after he gets whatever it is on his face off of it.

Actually he'll take the marked up book out of his cloak and shove it into her arms.]

[foodbin]

[She takes it (she doesn't have much of a choice), and then blinks as she flips through the pages.]

—This was from the library!

[omegathree]

That's correct.

[Where else was he going to find this book?]

[foodbin]

You can't just write in it like this!

[and yet!]

[omegathree]

I clearly have.

[foodbin]

You shouldn't have! What if we get fined?!

[BY WHO]

[omegathree]

Who's going to fine us?

[foodbin]

...Sol and Lune?

[omegathree]

It's not as though we have currency here.

[foodbin]

That doesn't mean we won't get some other kind of punishment!

[omegathree]

Why would you get a punishment? You didn't write in it.

[foodbin]

I still gave it to you, and it's wrong even if we don't get punished.

[omegathree]

I'm demon.

[SHRUG. Like this was ever going to bother him.]

It's some words in a terrible book.

[foodbin]

Libraries are an important public resource.

[omegathree]

Yes, for research purposes and I'm putting in facts.

[foodbin]

These aren't facts!

[omegathree]

You're right. Everything in there was false except for the increased strength and speed.

Now there are actual facts in it.