pc catchall for val (omegathree)

[foodbin]

Comments

[foodbin]

You can't just write in it like this!

[and yet!]

[omegathree]

I clearly have.

[foodbin]

You shouldn't have! What if we get fined?!

[BY WHO]

[omegathree]

Who's going to fine us?

[foodbin]

...Sol and Lune?

[omegathree]

It's not as though we have currency here.

[foodbin]

That doesn't mean we won't get some other kind of punishment!

[omegathree]

Why would you get a punishment? You didn't write in it.

[foodbin]

I still gave it to you, and it's wrong even if we don't get punished.

[omegathree]

I'm demon.

[SHRUG. Like this was ever going to bother him.]

It's some words in a terrible book.

[foodbin]

Libraries are an important public resource.

[omegathree]

Yes, for research purposes and I'm putting in facts.

[foodbin]

These aren't facts!

[omegathree]

You're right. Everything in there was false except for the increased strength and speed.

Now there are actual facts in it.

[foodbin]

Oh my god. I meant that what you wrote are not facts.

[omegathree]

Yes they are. I'm a vampire. I know how I work.

[foodbin]

You realize that we're all from different universes with different rules, right?

[omegathree]

I'm aware.

[He doesn't recognize the disconnect.]

[foodbin]

[Just. Speaking very slowly, like she's trying to explain something to a child.]

And if not all universes share those rules, that means just because you work one way, it doesn't mean that similar species in other worlds would.

[omegathree]

Do you even have demons or vampires where you're from?

[foodbin]

No. Which kind of proves my point, you know.

[omegathree]

Is that true, or have you just not met them?

If there aren't any vampires or demons, then what I wrote is correct.

[foodbin]

How does my world not having any vampires mean you're right?

[omegathree]

Why doesn't it?

[foodbin]

...If your world has vampires and mine doesn't, doesn't it just prove even more that they operate under different rules?