pc catchall for val (omegathree)

[foodbin]

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[foodbin]

These aren't facts!

[omegathree]

You're right. Everything in there was false except for the increased strength and speed.

Now there are actual facts in it.

[foodbin]

Oh my god. I meant that what you wrote are not facts.

[omegathree]

Yes they are. I'm a vampire. I know how I work.

[foodbin]

You realize that we're all from different universes with different rules, right?

[omegathree]

I'm aware.

[He doesn't recognize the disconnect.]

[foodbin]

[Just. Speaking very slowly, like she's trying to explain something to a child.]

And if not all universes share those rules, that means just because you work one way, it doesn't mean that similar species in other worlds would.

[omegathree]

Do you even have demons or vampires where you're from?

[foodbin]

No. Which kind of proves my point, you know.

[omegathree]

Is that true, or have you just not met them?

If there aren't any vampires or demons, then what I wrote is correct.

[foodbin]

How does my world not having any vampires mean you're right?

[omegathree]

Why doesn't it?

[foodbin]

...If your world has vampires and mine doesn't, doesn't it just prove even more that they operate under different rules?

[omegathree]

No, it proves you don't know anything about vampires.

[foodbin]

You might literally be the most impossible person to talk to here, and Hisoka exists.

[omegathree]

[He's sincerely not sure if he should take that as a complement or an insult.

Hm.]

[foodbin]

...You realize that wasn't a good thing, right?

[omegathree]

I don't believe I've made myself as difficult as Hisoka regarding most matters.

[foodbin]

Hisoka comprehends basic logic.

[does he...]

[omegathree]

[Val... isn't sure he believes that.]