pc catchall for shess (nonbelligerent)

[foodbin]

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[foodbin]

...We’ll see. It’d be nice if it worked out for everyone.

[nonbelligerent]

[he nods.]

If you don't mind me asking, who did you check the week before Four?

[foodbin]

Minato. We didn’t find anything.

[nonbelligerent]

What was your reasoning? Or is it just because he intrigues Hisoka?

[foodbin]

...The first conversation I had with him was weird. He said he thought we were all in hell and that he was in a doomsday cult, so I was a little bit suspicious.

[nonbelligerent]

Yes, I can see how that might make you suspicious.

[foodbin]

Well, I can’t really fault him for the whole ‘we’re in hell’ thing, especially considering what we ended up needing to do.

[nonbelligerent]

Fair enough.

[...]

Does Hisoka know that I know, by the way?

[foodbin]

If he does, I don’t know about it.

[nonbelligerent]

Well, if he doesn't, I'd prefer to keep it that way.

[the less hisoka knows about anything, the better??]

[foodbin]

Trust me, I’m not about to tell him anything I don’t absolutely have to. He’s disgusting and Tuesdays are the worst.

[nonbelligerent]

I can only guess at how your meetings go, if you have to agree on everything.

[foodbin]

As quickly as I can manage, although all his weird posturing and asking me if I want to have sex with him usually gets in the way of that.

[Ugh.]

[nonbelligerent]

What?

[foodbin]

[In her best Hisoka Impression:]

You're not really my type, but I like your spirit! You won't know if it's gross until you've had a taste!

[And back to normal.]

Next time I'm going to vomit on him, I swear to god.

[nonbelligerent]

[tbh he kind of knows how you feel, emma. except no one needs to know how hisoka got a boner during their fight.]

I don't think anyone would blame you for that.

[foodbin]

At least Lea can complain about how much is sucks being stuck with him. I can't even bring it up or people will get suspicious.

[Not that she envies his position at all, because Hm.]

[nonbelligerent]

Well, I'll listen if you ever need it.

[foodbin]

Well, you just listened to the worst of it, so.

[...]

You're better at dealing with [most people] him than I am, though. You got any ideas about how to get him to agree to Shirasu?

[nonbelligerent]

[...]

Get him interested in Shirasu's general existence by pointing out that his scroll implies he's a good fighter?

[sorry if you're innocent, shirasu.]

[foodbin]

Right. Just be subtle about so it's not obvious I'm trying to manipulate him, right?

[nonbelligerent]

That may be difficult. He's rather clever.

[foodbin]

Right, but I get the feeling if he realizes I'm trying to lead him to it, he'll say no. Or I'll owe him another favor, and I'm already kind of terrified about when he'll cash the first one in and what it'll be.

[nonbelligerent]

I would be rather worried if I were in your shoes as well.

Though straightforward determination may, in fact, be the best way to get through to him, unless you're confident in your ability to lie.

[foodbin]

[She sighs.]

Not really. I'll give it a try and let you know how it goes on Tuesday night. At least it's my turn to write the note this week.