pc catchall for val (omegathree)

[foodbin]

Comments

[foodbin]

The reasoning you gave for people to vote for you... Was all of that true?

[omegathree]

Of course it was. Why would I say something I didn't mean?

[foodbin]

...I'm starting to think the whole demon thing is very different than I imagined.

[omegathree]

We're just as varied as humans.

As a proud and noble demon, I will only ever say what I mean.

[foodbin]

Unless you get possessed by the abstract concept of darkness.

[omegathree]

It won't happen.

[dumbass.]

[foodbin]

You don't know that.

[omegathree]

I do.

[he doesn't.]

[foodbin]

No, you don't.

[omegathree]

I've fought malice before, I'll be fine. Worry about yourself.

[foodbin]

[That... seems to have hit a chord with her, for whatever reason.]

Excuse me?

[omegathree]

You've no reason to worry about me.

[foodbin]

Oh, right, because you're so much better than us stupid, weak humans who just run around getting possessed all the time?

[omegathree]

[Huh.

Also Val is going to completely miss the point of this and-]

No, ghosts have gotten possessed. Mary wasn't human either.

[foodbin]

Okay, so you just think you're better than everyone, full stop.

[omegathree]

[He seems to be thinking about this very seriously.]

[foodbin]

[Dryly:]

I'll wait.

[omegathree]

I don't.

[He just straight up doesn't think he's going to be possessed because he is

A moron.]

[foodbin]

Right, you don't think you're better than us. You just think you're less likely to succumb to something that we all have an equal risk of succumbing to.

[omegathree]

I won't break my promises.

[Which is a weird thing to say, but he seems very convinced and insistent of it.]

[foodbin]

Then you shouldn't have promised something like that.

[omegathree]

I am going to make it true.

[With the surety of a man who's about to do something dumb.]

[foodbin]

Why am I suddenly worried about the how?

[omegathree]

You shouldn't be.

[This is a man who looked at a potentially poisoned drink and thought "I could drink that."]

[foodbin]

How about you tell me what it is and I'll judge for myself?